What is the definition of Approximately Weapon?

An 'approximately weapon' is like a sidekick in your life, ready to jump into action but always unsure if it's on the side of your heart or just a mischievous sidekick at the ready to cause trouble. It's that friend who knows you're going to spill coffee on your shirt but insists they're still the coolest one around.

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Example sentence: "With his approximately weapon, he decided to defend himself during the group photo by accidentally launching a water balloon that turned our precious memories into a soggy mess."